Well~
Look what we have here?
You seem lost....
You have yet to be broken by Life....

((This is an Indie Jäger RP Blog; will RP with Practically anyone~))

 

teaquila:

why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)